aka a bunch of girls are coming over to eat and day drink. 

~*Sorority Lyfe*~

at like 11 pm and my mom woke up my brother and the two of them discussed whether they should call me/if my brother wanted me to stay with him while my mom went to the hospital. 

Meanwhile, I was busy getting drunk at a party. Probably didn’t have the ability to correctly process this information/come stay with my brother even if I wanted to. 

But apparently my brother said they shouldn’t call me “because I might be sleeping”. 

At 11 pm. 

On a Saturday night. 

Basically on any given night I’m awake at 11 pm. If I’m not, I’m probably actually dead or I’m high. Or I have to get up at like… 5:00 in the morning. But probably not even then. 

“Well she might be sleeping…”

Silly silly child. 

BEING SICK IS JUST THE WORRRRRST

and this guy comes up to me and say, “I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful, you look really beautiful tonight. I just feel like no one is saying that to you so I wanted to say it” and then he walked away. 

And I DON’T EVEN CURR IF IT’S A HUMBLE BRAG it was super random but also really sweet. Like when was the last time a guy came up to you and told you that you looked good without trying to hook up with you?

THERE ARE NICE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD 

• I’m hacking up a lung every 5 minutes 
• I’m pretty sure I have a fever 
• I’m basically dying

SORRY FOR PARTYING! 

What’s really sad is that now no one I work with will cover for me when my immune system completely collapses this week (because duh this party is for someone I work with and everyone will be there) OH WELL

“Where are you going with that beer, you’re so beautiful. Do you like brown girls? Would you be interest in a three way? A three way with two brown girls? UGH crunchy stoners are just so my type.” 

so I can wait at least 3 more to start it right?

Considerate roommate behavior: putting on headphones to watch a TV on your computer in the living room. 

Countered by: Screaming and laughing during the ENTIRE THING. 

and you both go, “Wait you smoke?? I didn’t know that! We should totally smoke together sometime!” 

Yeah… had that moment twice last night. 

$toner Lyfe. $toner Friendz.