Question: Where are all the Sour Patch Parents?

Evidence: Toms

Evidence: Flip flops

Evidence: Flats

Conclusion: Hypothesis supported.

fuckyeahwhatsinyourbag:

Er…

Things like this make me inclined to have children. So I can just be the biggest asshole of a parent ever and make them dress up like this/do things to entertain me. Not saying that the parent of this child is an asshole and did this for their own entertainment, that’s just what my motivation would be.

(Source: fashionaccordingtome)

(Source: overplayedsong)

DONE.

WHY DO THESE YOUTUBE COMMENTS KNOW MY LIFE

The Internet knows why I’m watching Kimbra’s Settle Down…

Question: Where are all the Sour Patch Parents?

Fine Folk

Hypothesis: Foot tan lines are the worst.

I just read something where the woman said her feet are freakishly small and that’s why she falls a lot, and it changed my life. I KNEW it wasn’t my fault.

I’m always scared to go on Tumblr in class because you never know when a picture of boobs is going to pop up

It’s 6 am and I hate everything.

Matilda is on Netflix Instant.

Do you ever click on a photo on your FB news feed and then look around at it and go… “Wait who do I know in this picture??!”